MOVIE TITLE	RELEASE DATE
1980 “Airplane!”	July 2, 1980

STARRING:

•Leslie Nielsen as Dr. Rumack •Robert Hays as Ted Striker •Julie Hagerty as Elaine Dickinson •Peter Graves as Captain Clarence Oveur •Lloyd Bridges as Steve McCroskey •Robert Stack as Captain Rex Kramer •Lorna Patterson as Randy •Stephen Stucker as Air Traffic Controller Johnny Henshaw-Jacobs •Frank Ashmore as Victor Basta •Jonathan Banks as Gunderson •Kareem Abdul-Jabbar as First Officer Roger Murdock/himself •Craig Berenson as Paul Carey •Barbara Billingsley as Jive Lady •Lee Bryant as Mrs. Hammen •Nicholas Pryor as Jim Hammen •Joyce Bulifant as Mrs. Davis •Maureen McGovern as Nun •Kenneth Tobey as Air Controller Neubauer •Marcy Goldman as Mrs. Geline •Barbara Stuart as Mrs. Kramer •Ross Harris as Joey Hammen •Norman Alexander Gibbs as First Jive Dude •Al White as Second Jive Dude •David Hollander as Young Boy with Coffee •Michelle Stacy as Young Girl with Coffee •David Leisure as First Krishna •Jason Wingreen as Dr. Brody •Jill Whelan as Lisa Davis •Ethel Merman as Lieutenant Hurwitz •Lee Terri as Mrs. Linda Oveur •Jimmie Walker as Windshield Wiper Man •James Hong as Japanese General •Howard Jarvis as Man in Taxi •Michael Laurence as Newscaster •Herb Voland as Air Controller Macias •Otto as Himself

SYNOPSIS:

Ex-fighter pilot Ted Striker is a traumatized war veteran turned taxi driver. Because of his pathological fear of flying and subsequent "drinking problem"-he splashes beverages anywhere but into his mouth-Ted has been unable to hold a responsible job. His wartime girlfriend, Elaine Dickinson, now a flight attendant, breaks off her relationship with him before boarding her rostered flight from Los Angeles to Chicago. Ted abandons his taxi and buys a ticket on the same flight to try to win her back. Once on board, however, Elaine continues to reject him, causing Ted to accidentally drive several other passengers to suicide as he sadly reminisces. After the in-flight meal is served, the entire flight crew and several passengers fall ill. Passenger Dr. Rumack discovers that the fish served during meal service has caused food poisoning. With the flight crew incapacitated, Elaine contacts the Chicago control tower for help and is instructed by tower supervisor Steve McCroskey to activate the plane's autopilot, a large inflatable dummy pilot dubbed "Otto", which will get them to Chicago but not be able to land the plane. Elaine and Rumack convince Ted to take the controls. When Steve learns Ted is piloting, he contacts Ted's former commanding officer, Rex Kramer-now serving as a commercial pilot-to help talk Ted through the landing procedure. Ted becomes uneasy when Kramer starts giving orders and he briefly breaks down amid more wartime flashbacks. Elaine and Rumack both bolster Ted's confidence and he manages to once again take the controls. As the plane nears Chicago, the weather worsens, complicating the landing. With Elaine's help as co-pilot and Rex's guidance from the tower, Ted is able to land the plane safely, despite the landing gear shearing off, and the passengers suffer only minor injuries. Rescue vehicles arrive to help unload the plane. Impressed by Ted's display of courage, Elaine embraces and kisses him, rekindling their relationship. The two watch as "Otto" takes control of the plane, inflates a female companion, and takes off.

MOVIE TITLE	RELEASE DATE
1988 “The Naked Gun - From the Files of Police Squad!”	December 2, 1988

STARRING:

•Leslie Nielsen as Lt. Frank Drebin •Priscilla Presley as Jane Spencer •Ricardo Montalbán as Vincent Ludwig •George Kennedy as Capt. Ed Hocken •O. J. Simpson as Det. Nordberg •Susan Beaubian as Mrs. Wilma Nordberg •Nancy Marchand as Mayor Lillian Barkley •Raye Birk as Pahpshmir •Jeannette Charles as Queen Elizabeth II •Ed Williams as Ted Olsen •Tiny Ron as Al, Tall Lab Tech •"Weird Al" Yankovic as himself •Winifred Freedman as Stephanie •Joe Grifasi as Pier 32 Dockman •Lawrence Tierney as the Angels' manager •Reggie Jackson as the Angels' right fielder Major League Baseball (MLB) player Jay Johnstone and umpires Joe West, Doug Harvey, Hank Robinson, Ken Kaiser and Ron Luciano have cameos. Professional announcers Curt Gowdy, Jim Palmer, Tim McCarver, Mel Allen, Dick Enberg, and Dick Vitale appear as play-by-play commentators. Dr. Joyce Brothers also appears in a cameo role as herself. John Houseman appears (uncredited) as a driving teacher.

SYNOPSIS:

Police Squad Lieutenant Frank Drebin is on vacation in Beirut when he disrupts a conference of America's greatest enemies (Idi Amin, Muammar Gaddafi, Ayatollah Khomeini, Yasser Arafat, Fidel Castro, and Mikhail Gorbachev[3]) who are trying to conceive a terrorist plan to humiliate the U.S. In Los Angeles, Officer Nordberg attempts to bust a heroin operation run by businessman Vincent Ludwig but is shot by Ludwig's henchmen. Drebin returns to L.A. and is briefed on the case before visiting Nordberg in the hospital. Nordberg provides cryptic clues, including a picture of Ludwig's ship on which the deal had been organized. Frank also learns that Nordberg's jacket tested positive for heroin. Police Squad is put in charge of security for the visit of Queen Elizabeth II to Los Angeles, and Captain Ed Hocken tells Drebin that he has 24 hours to clear Nordberg before word gets out and detracts from the Queen's visit. Drebin visits Ludwig to inquire about the ship and Ludwig learns that Nordberg is still alive. Ludwig asks his assistant Jane, who is unaware of Ludwig's criminal activities, to get close to Drebin and see what he knows. Jane provides Drebin with information he requested and the two begin falling in love. Ludwig meets with Pahpshmir, from the Beirut meeting, to discuss an assassination plot against the Queen. Ludwig agrees to do it for $20 million and explains that he will use a beeper that uses post-hypnotic suggestion to make anyone an unwitting assassin. Ludwig attempts to have Nordberg killed at the hospital by hypnotizing his doctor, but Drebin successfully protects Nordberg. The doctor is killed in a comical fashion before Drebin can interrogate him. Drebin then breaks into Ludwig's office to search for evidence. He finds a note from Pahpshmir to Ludwig which confirms his suspicions, but accidentally starts a fire that destroys the note and the office. Drebin later confronts Ludwig with his allegations at a reception for the Queen's arrival. He misinterprets Ludwig's presentation of a musket to the Queen as an attack and tries to protect her, but only causes more of a problem and is fired from Police Squad. Jane finds out the plan will be executed at a baseball game at Anaheim Stadium and that one of the players will perform the act. She tells Drebin of the plan but he is forced to sneak into the game in disguise. Police Squad arrives at the stadium and Drebin tells them about the plot. Drebin knocks the home plate umpire out and takes his place in order to frisk the players for weapons while they are at bat. Ludwig eventually activates his assassin, Reggie Jackson. Jane alerts Drebin, who chases after Jackson and tackles him, causing a bench-clearing brawl that allows Jackson to escape. Ludwig holds Jane at gunpoint and begins to leave the stadium while Jackson takes aim at the Queen. Drebin tries to tranquilize Jackson, but misses and hits a large woman on the upper deck. She falls over the railing and lands on Jackson, crushing him and saving the Queen's life. Drebin follows Ludwig to the top of the stadium and shoots him with another dart. Ludwig falls over the side of the stadium and is struck by a passing bus, run over by a steamroller, and finally trampled by the USC marching band. Some of the band members inadvertently step on Ludwig's beeper, triggering Jane to attempt to kill Drebin. He breaks Jane's hypnosis by openly professing his feelings for her and giving her an engagement ring. Drebin is reinstated to Police Squad and a recovered Nordberg congratulates him. Unfortunately, Drebin accidentally pushes Nordberg's wheelchair down the stadium stairs and launches him onto the field.

MOVIE TITLE	RELEASE DATE
1991 “The Naked Gun 2½ - The Smell of Fear”	June 28, 1991

STARRING:

•Leslie Nielsen as Lieutenant Frank Drebin of Police Squad. Drebin is investigating the bombing of a building which leads him back to his former lover Jane and her new boyfriend Quentin Hapsburg. •Priscilla Presley as Jane Spencer, Frank's love interest from the previous movie. She becomes torn between her feelings for Frank and her beau Quentin Hapsburg. •George Kennedy as Captain Ed Hocken, Frank's supervisor at Police Squad. •O. J. Simpson as Detective Nordberg, Frank's bumbling partner. •Robert Goulet as Quentin Hapsburg, owner of Hexagon Oil and the main antagonist. He plans to replace Dr. Meinheimer with a duplicate who will recommend that the U.S. remain dependent on fossil fuels and nuclear power instead of switching to renewable energy. •Richard Griffiths as Dr. Albert S. Meinheimer and Earl Hacker. Dr. Meinheimer is selected by the President to plan a new energy policy for the United States, while Hacker is a duplicate of Dr. Meinheimer hired to impersonate him and deliver a different policy. •Jacqueline Brookes as Commissioner Anabell Brumford •Anthony James as Hector Savage, a goon working for Quentin Hapsburg. •Lloyd Bochner as Terence Baggett, head of the Society of Petroleum Industry Leaders (SPIL). •Tim O'Connor as Donald Fenswick, Chairman of the Society for More Coal Energy (SMOKE). •Peter Mark Richman as Arthur Dunwell, Chairman of the Key Atomic Benefits Office of Mankind (KABOOM). •Ed Williams as Ted Olsen •John Roarke as President George H. W. Bush •Margery Ross as First Lady Barbara Bush •Peter Van Norden as Chief of Staff John Sununu •"Weird Al" Yankovic as Police station thug •Gina Mastrogiacomo as Sex shop worker

SYNOPSIS:

At the White House, President George H. W. Bush announces that he will base the country's energy policy on the recommendations of Dr. Albert Meinheimer. The heads of the coal, oil, and nuclear power industries are upset by the President's decision as Dr. Meinheimer plans to advocate for renewable energy. Jane Spencer, now separated from Frank Drebin, is working late at Dr. Meinheimer's research institute when she spots a suspicious man leaving in a van. A maintenance worker finds a clock with dynamite attached and takes it to the security guards, who accidentally trigger an explosion. The next morning, Frank is reunited with Jane as he investigates the bombing. He also meets Jane's new boyfriend, Hexagon Oil executive Quentin Hapsburg, and becomes exceedingly jealous. Later that evening, Frank and his boss Ed Hocken meet up at a blues bar. Jane finds Frank at the bar and they get into an argument that causes Frank to storm out. Elsewhere, Hapsburg holds a secret meeting of the energy industry leaders where he reveals his plan for changing Dr. Meinheimer's speech. Hapsburg introduces them to Earl Hacker, a dead ringer for Dr. Meinheimer who will take Dr. Meinheimer's place and deliver a speech recommending more fossil fuels. Dr. Meinheimer is kidnapped by Hapsburg's goons, who tie him up and leave him in a warehouse. Police Squad tracks down Hector Savage, the man whom Jane saw on the night of the bombing. Savage leads them on a short chase that ends in a standoff at a nearby house. While Savage negotiates with the police, Frank drives a SWAT tank through the house and allows Savage to flee. Frank loses control of the tank and crashes into the city zoo, causing the animals to escape. At a party later that evening, Frank notices that Dr. Meinheimer does not remember meeting him despite having a photographic memory. Frank visits Jane at her apartment after the party and asks if Dr. Meinheimer had been acting strange. After Frank leaves, Savage breaks into Jane's apartment and tries to kill her in the shower. Frank intervenes and kills Savage. Jane realizes she still loves Frank and the two rekindle their romance. The next day, Police Squad stakes out the warehouse where Dr. Meinheimer is being held captive. Frank tries to sneak into the building but is captured and tied up with Dr. Meinheimer. They are freed by Police Squad and head to the Press Club Dinner to stop Hacker. Jane agrees to open a locked door to let them in, but she is interrupted by Hapsburg. Frank, Ed, Nordberg, and Dr. Meinheimer steal a mariachi band's costumes and sneak inside. Ed captures Hacker and gets a confession from him, causing Hapsburg to take Jane hostage and flee the dinner. Frank pursues Hapsburg to the roof where he learns that Hapsburg has rigged up a small nuclear device which will kill everyone in the building. Frank catches Hapsburg and attempts to learn the bomb's disarming code but Ed throws Hapsburg out a window. Miraculously, Hapsburg bounces off an awning and lands on the sidewalk unscathed, only to be killed by an escaped lion from the zoo. Frank and Jane try to disarm the bomb while Ed and Nordberg go back into the ballroom to evacuate it. Frank finally disarms the bomb at the last second by tripping over and unplugging the power cord. Frank is commended by the President, who offers him a special post as head of a new Federal Bureau of Police Squad. Frank declines and instead proposes marriage to Jane, which she accepts.

MOVIE TITLE	RELEASE DATE
1994 “Naked Gun 33 ⅓ - The Final Insult”	March 18, 1994

STARRING:

•Leslie Nielsen as Lieutenant Frank Drebin. Frank has retired from Police Squad and spends his days as a househusband. •Priscilla Presley as Jane Spencer Drebin, Frank's wife and a career woman. Her marriage is deteriorating and she longs to have a child. •George Kennedy as Captain Ed Hocken, Frank's boss at Police Squad. •O. J. Simpson as Detective Nordberg, Frank's old partner. •Fred Ward as Rocco Dillon, a notorious bomber who's planning to escape prison and attack the Academy Awards. •Kathleen Freeman as Muriel Dillon, Rocco's mother and a hardened criminal. •Anna Nicole Smith as Tanya Peters, Rocco's girlfriend and a nurse at a fertility clinic. •Ellen Greene as Louise, Jane's friend. •Ed Williams as Ted Olsen •Raye Birk as Pahpshmir, the terrorist who hires Dillon. •Earl Boen as Dr. Eisendrath •James Earl Jones as himself •Olympia Dukakis as herself •Raquel Welch as herself •Joe Grifasi as Director •Bill Erwin as Conductor •"Weird Al" Yankovic as himself •Vanna White as herself •Pia Zadora as herself •Mary Lou Retton as herself •John Capodice as Mr. Big, a Mafia boss (cameo, Frank's dream) •Eugene Greytak as Pope John Paul II (cameo, Frank's dream)

SYNOPSIS:

Frank Drebin has retired from Police Squad and lives a seemingly happy life with his wife, Jane Spencer Drebin. In reality, Frank is unfulfilled as a househusband and attends marriage counseling with Jane. Six months after Frank's retirement he is visited by Ed Hocken and Nordberg, who ask for his help with an investigation. Police Squad has learned that infamous bomber Rocco Dillon, who is currently incarcerated, has been hired by terrorists to conduct a bombing against the United States. Frank remembers Rocco's girlfriend Tanya Peters from an investigation years ago and agrees to help Ed and Nordberg by visiting the clinic where Peters works. Frank visits the clinic and writes Tanya's address on a handkerchief, but loses it before he can give it to Ed. Jane comes home to an exhausted Frank and accuses him of doing police work again. Frank lies and swears he is having an affair, but Jane does not believe him and moves out of their house. With nothing else to lose, Frank volunteers to go undercover in prison to befriend Dillon and learn the details of the bombing. Frank is put in Rocco's cell under the name Nick "The Slasher" McGuirk. He wins Rocco's trust after protecting their escape plan from a guard and causing a riot. Rocco and Frank escape through a tunnel in their cell and are picked up on the outside by Rocco's mother Muriel. At Rocco's hideout, Frank attempts to get information on the bombing out of Rocco and his mother, but they are suspicious of him and refuse to share details. Meanwhile, Jane and her friend Louise are on a road trip together when Jane finds the handkerchief with Tanya's address on it. Believing Frank was being truthful about the affair, Jane decides to drive cross-country to the address to find Frank. When she arrives, Frank answers the door and must quickly cover for her; he convinces the Dillons that Jane is a random stranger but that they should keep her as a hostage. Rocco finally reveals his plan to Frank: he will attack the Academy Award ceremony with a bomb hidden in the Best Picture envelope. At the Awards, Frank traps Muriel in the car and sneaks in with Jane to search for the bomb. Frank and Jane frantically search for the bomb, with Frank inflicting his usual chaos on stage during the show. Frank encounters Tanya backstage, and she attempts to seduce Frank as a distraction, but her shadow on the wall reveals a large penis, causing Frank to go sick and flee. Frank bursts onto the stage and tries to stop the detonation of the bomb, but ends up in a stalemate with Rocco and drops an electronic sign which takes out Muriel. Rocco decides to detonate the bomb and die with his mother, but Frank launches Rocco and the bomb into the catwalks above the stage. Frank snares Rocco with a cable and slings him through the arena's roof. Rocco crashes into Pahpshmir's helicopter hovering overhead and the bomb explodes, killing them both. Frank and Jane reaffirm their love to the applause of the audience and viewers worldwide. Nine months later, Frank and Nordberg rush into a delivery room to witness the birth of Frank's child. They run into the wrong room and Frank is shown a black baby, causing him to angrily chase Nordberg. Ed comes out of another room with Jane, who is holding their real baby.

MOVIE TITLE	RELEASE DATE
1995 “Dracula - Dead and Loving It”	December 22, 1995

STARRING:

•Leslie Nielsen as Count Dracula •Mel Brooks as Professor Van Helsing •Peter MacNicol as Thomas Renfield •Steven Weber as Jonathan Harker •Amy Yasbeck as Mina Seward •Lysette Anthony as Lucy Westenra •Harvey Korman as Dr. Seward •Anne Bancroft as Madame Ouspenskaya (Gypsy Woman) •Ezio Greggio as the coachman •Megan Cavanagh as Essie •Chuck McCann as Innkeeper •Mark Blankfield as Martin •Clive Revill as Sykes •Gregg Binkley as Woodbridge •Rudy De Luca as Guard •Avery Schreiber as Male Peasant on Coach •Cherie Franklin as Female Peasant on Coach •David DeLuise as a student in Van Helsing's demonstration

SYNOPSIS:

In 1893, solicitor Thomas Renfield travels from London to "Castle Dracula" in Transylvania to finalize Dracula's purchase of Carfax Abbey in England. Renfield meets Dracula, who unknown to Renfield, is a vampire. Dracula casts a hypnotic spell on Renfield, making him his slave. They soon embark for England. During the voyage, Dracula kills the ship's crew. When the ship arrives and Renfield is discovered alone on the ship, he is confined to a lunatic asylum. Meanwhile, Dracula visits an opera house, where he introduces himself to his new neighbors: Doctor Seward, the asylum's administrator and head psychiatrist; Seward's daughter, Mina, and her fiance, Jonathan Harker; and family friend Lucy Westenra. Dracula flirts with Lucy and later that night, enters her bedroom, and drinks her blood. Mina discovers Lucy still in bed late in the morning, looking strangely pale. Seward, puzzled by the odd puncture marks on her throat, calls in Professor Abraham Van Helsing. Van Helsing informs the skeptical Dr. Seward that Lucy has been attacked by a vampire. Seward and Harker allow garlic to be placed in Lucy's bedroom to repel the vampire, though Seward remains skeptical. After a failed attempt by Renfield to remove the garlic, Dracula uses mind control to get Lucy out of her room and kills her. Van Helsing meets Dracula and begins to suspect him of being a vampire after the two argue in Moldavian, each attempting to have the last word. Lucy, now a vampire herself, rises from her crypt, drains the blood from her guard, and tries to attack and seduce Harker before he stakes her. Dracula preys on Mina, wanting her to be his undead bride. Dracula spirits Mina away to Carfax Abbey, where they dance, and he drinks her blood. The following morning, Mina tries to seduce Harker. Dr. Seward assumes Jonathan to be seducing Mina and orders him to leave. Van Helsing notices a scarf around Mina's neck and removes it, revealing two puncture marks. Though she lies about how she got them, Van Helsing confirms she has been attacked by a vampire by placing a cross on her hand, which burns a mark into it. Van Helsing devises a plan to reveal the vampire's secret identity. Both Dracula and Renfield are invited to a ball, where Van Helsing has placed a huge mirror, covered with a curtain, on one of the walls. While Dracula and Mina perform a dance routine, the curtain over the mirror is dropped, revealing that Dracula has no reflection. Dracula grabs Mina and escapes out of a window. Van Helsing deduces that Renfield is Dracula's slave, and thus might know where he has taken his coffin after a search of Carfax turns up empty. Dracula locks himself in an abandoned church to finish making Mina his bride. His pursuers break down the door, and fighting ensues. Van Helsing, noticing sunlight creeping into the room, opens the blinds. As his body begins to burn, Dracula then attempts to flee, but is inadvertently killed by Renfield. With Dracula dead, Renfield falls into despair with no master to serve and scrapes Dracula's ashes into the coffin. Seward tells him "you are free, now" and Renfield seems relieved. Dr. Seward calls for Renfield to follow him out of the church, and he follows, responding "yes, master". Van Helsing opens Dracula's coffin and yells in Moldavian to ensure that he has the final word between himself and the count. After the end credits roll, Dracula responds in Moldavian, giving him the true final word.

MOVIE TITLE	RELEASE DATE
1996 “Spy Hard”	May 24, 1996

STARRING:

•Leslie Nielsen as Dick Steele, WD-40 •Nicollette Sheridan as Veronique Ukrinsky, Agent 3.14 •Charles Durning as The Director •Marcia Gay Harden as Miss Cheevus •Barry Bostwick as Norm Coleman •John Ales as Kabul •Andy Griffith as General Rancor •Elya Baskin as Professor Ukrinsky •Mason Gamble as McCluckey •Carlos Lauchu as "Slice" •Stephanie Romanov as Victoria and Barbara Dahl •Joyce Brothers as Steele's Tag-Team Member •Ray Charles as Bus Driver •Hulk Hogan as Dick's Tag-Team Partner •Roger Clinton as Agent Clinton •Robert Culp as Businessman •Fabio Lanzoni as himself •Robert Guillaume as Steven Bishop •Pat Morita as Brian, The Waiter •Talisa Soto as Desiree More •Mr. T as Helicopter Pilot •Alex Trebek as Agency Tape Recorder (voice) •Taylor Negron as Painter •Clyde Kusatsu as Noggin •Curtis Armstrong as Pastry chef •Tina Arning as Dancer #1 •William Barillaro as Blind Driver •Michael Berryman as The Man with the oxygen mask •Downtown Julie Brown as Cigarette Girl •Stephen Burrows as Agent Burrows •Keith Campbell as Thug #2 •Carl Ciarfalio as Thug #1 •Brad Grunberg as Postal Worker •Wayne Cotter as Male Dancer •Rick Cramer as Heimlich, Rancor Terrorist •Eddie Deezen as Rancor Guard that gets spit on •Joey Dente as Goombah, Dead Wise Guy •Paul Eliopoulos as Agent #1 •Andrew Christian English as Paratrooper •Johnny G as Agent #2 •Loren & Ginger Janes as Couple in elevator (reprising their identical role from True Lies) •Michael Lee Gogin (Brad Garrett, voice) as Short Rancor Guard •Bruce Gray as The President •John Kassir as Rancor Guard at intercom •Sally Stevens as Vocal Conductor/ Singer •Thuy Trang as Hawaiian-Dressed Waitress •"Weird Al" Yankovic as himself, in title sequence •Larry Walsh as Musician •Rawle D. Lewis as Boatman #1 •Alexandra Paul as Woman In Murphy Bed •Angela Visser as Georgeous Blonde

SYNOPSIS:

Secret agent WD-40 Dick Steele has his work cut out for him. Along with the mysterious and lovely Veronique Ukrinsky, Agent 3.14, he must rescue the kidnapped Barbara Dahl and stop the evil genius, a General named Rancor, from seizing control of the entire world. Rancor was wounded in an earlier encounter and no longer has arms. However, he can "arm" himself by attaching robotic limbs with various weapons attached. Steele is approached by an old friend, agent Steven Bishop, who unsuccessfully tries to recruit him out of retirement. However, when a news report Steele is watching reveals that Bishop has been killed, Steele returns to the agency. Steele given his new assignment by The Director, who also is testing out a variety of elaborate disguises. At headquarters, Steele encounters an old agency nemesis, Norm Coleman, and flirts with the Director's adoring secretary, referred to as Miss Cheevus. On the job, Steele is assisted by an agent named Kabul, who gives him rides in a never-ending variety of specially designed cars. They seek help from McLuckey, a blond child left home alone, who is very good at fending off intruders. Steele resists the temptations of a dangerous woman he finds waiting for him in bed. But he does work very closely with Agent 3.14, whose father, Professor Ukrinsky is also being held captive by Rancor. Everything comes to an explosive conclusion at the General's remote fortress, where Steele rescues both Barbara Dahl and Miss Cheevus and launches a literally disarmed Rancor into outer space, saving mankind.

MOVIE TITLE	RELEASE DATE
1998 “Wrongfully Accused”	August 21, 1998

STARRING:

•Leslie Nielsen as Ryan Harrison •Richard Crenna as Lieutenant Fergus Falls •Kelly LeBrock as Lauren Goodhue •Melinda McGraw as Cass Lake •Michael York as Hibbing Goodhue •Sandra Bernhard as Dr. Fridleyv •Aaron Pearl as Sean Laughrea •Leslie Jones as Sergeant Tina Bagley •Ben Ratner as Sergeant Orono •Gerard Plunkett as Sir Robert McKintyre •Duncan Fraser as Sergeant MacDonald •John Walsh as John Walsh

SYNOPSIS:

World-famous violinist Ryan Harrison is seen giving a concert. Afterwards, he goes to a party where he meets Hibbing Goodhue, a millionaire who sponsors Harrison's performances, as well as Goodhue's seductive wife Lauren and his possible mistress Cass Lake. The next evening, he finds a note from Lauren in his car which summons him to the Goodhue residence. When he goes to the Goodhue mansion, he bumps into Sean Laughrea, who has just killed Goodhue (together with an unknown accomplice). A violent fight follows, during which Harrison discovers that Sean is missing an eye, an arm, and a leg, and he overhears the preparations for an operation with the codename "Hylander" before he is knocked out. When he wakes up, Harrison finds himself arrested and convicted for the murder of Goodhue. Desperate to prove his innocence, Harrison escapes from his prison transport following an accident. Lieutenant Fergus Falls arrives on the scene, takes charge, barks out orders and vows to do whatever it takes to capture the fugitive. Harrison returns to the Goodhue mansion where he encounters Cass, who is trying to retrieve something from behind a portrait. She tells him she knows he is innocent and believes Lauren is the killer, but refuses to say anything to the police because Lauren is her sister. She provides him with a place to hide and helps him shake his pursuers, but Harrison's opportunities to rest are short and fleeting: Falls seems to find him wherever he goes, and Cass behaves suspiciously, increasing Harrison's doubts of whom to trust. Harrison gradually begins to piece together the puzzle; he remembers that Sean was present at the party as the bartender and was given a great amount of money by Cass. He also finds that Cass is strangely interested in Sir Robert McKintyre, the Secretary-General of the United Nations. Eventually, after investigating Sean's disabilities in a limb replacement clinic, he discovers that Cass, Lauren and Sean are planning an assassination attempt on McKintyre. He manages to follow the group but is caught. Cass shoots Harrison but actually fakes his death, both because she has fallen in love with him and because she wants to stop the assassination, since she has found out that McKintyre is really her father. Goodhue has been murdered by Sean and Lauren because he had come to suspect that his wife was actually a terrorist and had only used him to further her goals. At a Scottish festival, Harrison and Cass just barely manage to save McKintyre's life. They are cornered by Lauren, Sean and accomplices, but Fergus Falls and a SWAT team arrive just in the nick of time, arresting the terrorists. Falls officially tells Harrison that he was "wrongfully accused", clearing his name and acquitting him. In the last scene, Harrison and Cass are riding on the bow of a cruise ship (spoofing Titanic) and end up bumping their heads on a low bridge.

MOVIE TITLE	RELEASE DATE
2008 “Superhero Movie”	March 28, 2008

STARRING:

•Leslie Nielsen as Albert Riker •Drake Bell as Rick Riker / Dragonfly •Sam Cohen as Young Rick Riker •Sara Paxton as Jill Johnson •Christopher McDonald as Lou Landers / Hourglass •Kevin Hart as Trey •Marion Ross as Lucille Riker •Ryan Hansen as Lance Landers •Robert Joy as Stephen Hawking •Brent Spiner as Dr. Strom •Jeffrey Tambor as Dr. Whitby •Tracy Morgan as Professor Xavier •Regina Hall as Mrs. Xavier •Pamela Anderson as The Invisible Girl •Simon Rex as Human Torch •Craig Bierko as Wolverine (scenes cut, credit only) •Richard Tillman as Wolverine •Robert Hays as Blaine Riker •Nicole Sullivan as Julia Riker •Dan Castellaneta as Carlson •Keith David as Chief Karlin •Marisa Lauren as Storm •Miles Fisher as Tom Cruise •Charlene Tilton as Mrs. Johnson •Sean Simms as Barry Bonds •Freddie Pierce as Tony Bennett •Howard Mungo as Nelson Mandela •Lil' Kim as Xavier's daughter •Cameron Ali Sims as Xavier's son •Marque Richardson as Xavier's oldest son (uncredited) •Kurt Fuller as Mr. Thompson •Aki Aleong as the Dalai Lama

SYNOPSIS:

Rick Riker (Drake Bell) is an unpopular student at Empire High School. He lives with his Uncle Albert (Leslie Nielsen) and Aunt Lucille (Marion Ross), and his best friend, Trey (Kevin Hart). Rick has a crush on Jill Johnson (Sara Paxton), but she is dating bully Lance Landers (Ryan Hansen). One day, Rick's class goes on a school field trip to an animal research lab run by terminally ill businessman Lou Landers (Christopher McDonald), Lance's uncle. During the trip, Rick accidentally saturates himself in animal-attraction liquid, which causes a group of animals to flock to him, including a chemically enhanced radioactive dragonfly, which bites his neck. Meanwhile, Lou creates a machine designed to heal illness. Testing it on himself, he gains perfect health at the cost of needing to drain life energy from a victim per day. To avoid arrest for murder, Lou becomes the villain Hourglass. During a science fair, Rick's body changes, which creates a number of mishaps. He later realizes he has developed superpowers from the dragonfly bite. Rick reveals his secret to his uncle and Trey, and an argument starts between him and Albert. The next day, while visiting the bank with Lucille, Rick accidentally allows a bank robber to make off with stolen cash. The robber then shoots and injures Albert. Xavier (Tracy Morgan) contacts Rick and introduces his school for mutants, where Mrs. Xavier, tells him to make a costume to be a superhero. At home, Rick creates a superhero costume and dubs himself The Dragonfly. Dragonfly starts watching over the city and fighting crime, quickly becoming a media sensation, despite being unable to fly. Later, Dragonfly attempts to stop Hourglass from robbing a warehouse full of "ceryllium" as part of his evil plan but fails, allowing Hourglass to escape. Later that night, Jill is attacked by thieves, but Dragonfly saves her and they share a kiss. Meanwhile, Landers plans to construct a machine that will kill people and give him enough life energy to make him immortal. Later that night, Landers and Lance have dinner with Rick's family and Jill, but Landers secretly learns of Rick's true identity when he notices the same injuries on Rick as on Dragonfly. Making up an awkward excuse, he and Lance leave. Landers returns minutes later as Hourglass and kills Aunt Lucille. Albert awakens from his coma and learns about her death. After her funeral, Jill meets Rick and offers to begin a relationship with him. However, Rick fears for her safety, and rejects Jill, leaving her hurt and furious. Rick decides to end his superhero career, but knowing that Hourglass would head to an awards ceremony to kill thousands of people, he gets Albert to take him there. At the ceremony, Landers tells Rick the Dalai Lama for Hourglass, causing the Dragonfly to assault the Dalai Lama, causing chaos. Meanwhile, Jill discovers that Landers is Hourglass. When Hourglass clashes with Dragonfly on a rooftop, he activates his machine. Dragonfly manages to destroy both the machine and the Hourglass with his own bomb. The explosion throws Jill off the roof and Dragonfly dives after her, eventually growing wings and flies. Jill learns that Rick is Dragonfly due to a family ring he wears being exposed through a hole in his glove and the two begin a relationship. After being thanked for saving the city, Rick flies away with Jill, but the two are unexpectedly rammed by a passing helicopter.

MOVIE TITLE	RELEASE DATE
2009 “Stan Helsing”	October 23, 2009

STARRING:

•Steve Howey as Stan Helsing •Diora Baird as Nadine •Kenan Thompson as Teddy •Desi Lydic as Mia •Leslie Nielsen as Kay •Travis MacDonald as Hitcher •Chad Krowchuk as Sully •Darren Moore as Crazy •Jeremy Crittenden as Altar Boy •Jeff Gulka as Lucky (spoof of Chucky from Child's Play) •Ken Kirzinger as Mason (spoof of Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th) •Ben Cotton as Fweddy (spoof of Freddy Krueger from A Nightmare on Elm Street) •Lee Tichon as Michael Cryers (spoof of Michael Myers from Halloween) •Twan Holliday as Pleatherface (spoof of Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre) •Charles Zuckermann as Needlehead (spoof of Pinhead from Hellraiser) •Hilary Strang as Hippie Lady •Ray G. Thunderchild as Husband •John DeSantis as Frankenstein's Monster •Ryan Steele as the Wolfman •Jeremiah Sird as Idiot Indian

SYNOPSIS:

Stan Helsing (Steve Howey) is an underachieving employee at a video rental store named Schlockbuster whose personal mottos are "don't get involved" and "don't talk about it". His teen-aged boss Sully orders him to drop off a bag of films to the mother of the store's owner or risk being fired. Despite his arguments, he agrees to the request and convinces his friend Teddy (Kenan Thompson), his ex-girlfriend Nadine (Diora Baird), and ditzy blonde massage therapist Mia (Desi Lydic) to take him there before they attend a Halloween party, even though it is on the other side of town. En route, the group encounters a traffic jam and, to Stan's surprise, he spots a living doll (a parody of Chucky, played by Jeff Gulka), who makes obscene gestures that no one else notices in the van of a MILF next to them. Because of this disturbance, they miss their exit and decide to take a shortcut. While trying to find their way, they hit a dog named "Sammy Boy" and ask a passerby for help, unaware that he is the dog's owner. The owner then threatens to kill them for murdering his beloved dog. After fleeing the scene, Teddy picks up a hitchhiker, but after learning he was convicted of murdering nurses they violently throw him from the moving vehicle. They come across a gas station where the perverted owners tell Stan that he may be related to the legendary Abraham Van Helsing, the monster hunter. They depart and find Stormy Night Estates, only to discover that the attendants never put gas into the car. They find a local bar and meet the ire of the townsfolk in a bad attempt of karaoke while singing Johnny Cash's song "Ring of Fire". After they leave, they discover that all the citizens, including their waitress, Kay (Leslie Nielsen), were actually dead due to a massive fire that consumed the town ten years earlier. They encounter several monsters, including the living doll they encountered earlier and parodies of Pinhead, Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Leatherface, and Michael Myers. They stumble into a church and encounter an altar boy who informs Stan of his destiny, confirms that he is Van Helsing's descendant, and kicks them out of his church after giving them weapons to fight the monsters. The townsfolk offer a competition in which Stan and his friends compete against the monsters in karaoke. The monsters sing "Y.M.C.A.", with lyrics describing their desire to kill Stan, and the humans respond with "I Don't Wanna Go Home" by Southside Johnny and the Asbury Jukes, modified to express their desire to simply leave. The humans are unanimously voted as the winners, but the monsters refuse to leave town. Eschewing his policy of never getting involved, Stan turns each of the monsters' weaknesses against them, soundly defeating them and feeding them to Sammy, who had been brought back to vicious life (a la Pet Sematary). The group calls a cab and they leave the town as heroes. During the trip home, Nadine realizes how much she cares for Stan and kisses him. Teddy suggests kissing Mia, but she rebuffs with a lap dance offer instead which he gladly accepts. The movie ends with the taxi cab driving away and the sound of moaning.