| MOVIE TITLE | RELEASE DATE |
| 01. “The Longest Yard” | May 27, 2005 |
| STARRING: |
Cons Adam Sandler as Paul "Wrecking" Crewe Chris Rock as James "Caretaker" Farrell Nelly as Earl Megget David Patrick Kelly as Unger Terry Crews as "Cheeseburger" Eddy Nicholas Turturro as Brucie Bill Goldberg as Joey "Battle" Battaglio Bob Sapp as Switowski Steve Reevis as Billy "Baby Face Bob" Rainwater Lobo Sebastian as Torres Dalip Singh as Turley Joey "Coco" Diaz as Anthony "Big Tony" Cobianco Eddie Bunker as "Skitchy" Rivers Tracy Morgan as Miss Tucker Cloris Leachman as Lynette Grey Burt Reynolds as Coach Nate Scarborough Michael Irvin as Deacon Moss D12 as Basketball Convicts Guards James Cromwell as Warden Rudolph Hazen William Fichtner as Captain Brian Knauer Bill Romanowski as Guard Lambert Brian Bosworth as Guard Garner Kevin Nash as Sergeant Engleheart Steve Austin as Guard Dunham Michael Papajohn as Guard Papajohn Conrad Goode as Guard Webster Brandon Molale as Guard Malloy Todd Holland as Guard Holland Walter Williamson as Errol Dandridge John Hockridge as Guard Hock Others Allen Covert as Referee Rob Schneider as Punky Chris Berman as Himself Jim Rome as Himself Patrick Bristow as Walt Lauren Sanchez as Herself Dan Patrick as Officer Jack Pugh Christopher Neiman as Big Ear Cop Ed Lauter as Duane Sean Salisbury as Vic Rob "Revolution" Moore as Gavin Big Boy as Jesse Marc S. Ganis as Lorenzo Shane Ralston as Bradlee Courteney Cox as Lena (uncredited) |
| SYNOPSIS: |
| Paul Crewe (Adam Sandler) is a former NFL player who, one night, gets drunk and goes joyriding in the Bentley of his girlfriend Lena (Courteney Cox), crashing it. It is revealed that he was accused of shaving points in a big game, although it was never proven. In prison, Warden Rudolph Hazen (James Cromwell), wishing to boost his prison's reputation for future elections as State Governor, uses threats and confinement in a hot box to coerce Crewe into helping the prison guards' football team, led by the hostile Captain Knauer (William Fichtner). Crewe informs Hazen that what Hazen's team needs is a tune-up game to boost the guards' confidence, and is therefore coerced to form an inmate team to play against the guards. He does so with the help of a newfound friend, Caretaker (Chris Rock). They start off with a poorly organized team, before being noticed by another prisoner, former college football star Nate Scarborough (Burt Reynolds), who decides to help coach the team by gathering several intimidating inmates as a boost to the team's strength. Caretaker tells Crewe that they need more "brothers" on the team. When Crewe goes to the basketball court to ask the black inmates to join the team, their leader, Deacon Moss (Michael Irvin) rebuffs him. Crewe challenges Deacon to a one-on-one basketball game, saying that if he wins, the brothers will join the team, and if Deacon wins, Crewe will leave them alone. Deacon accepts, and despite Deacon's undisguised personal fouls in which he elbows, punches or grabs Crewe, Crewe continues without complaint. On the game-winning shot, Crewe cleanly steals the ball from Deacon and scores, but Deacon calls a foul. Realizing he won't be allowed to win, Crewe lets Deacon score the final shot. Although Deacon beats Crewe, one of the brothers, a fast runner named Earl Megget (Nelly), impressed with Crewe's decision to take the beating, joins the football team as its running back. When the guards learn of this, they confront Earl in an attempt to provoke an assault by him by saying "nigger", but Earl does not allow himself to be provoked despite intimidation and minor abuse. Having witnessed this, the other "brothers", including Deacon, decide to join the team too. Hazen and the guards continue attempts to hinder Crewe's team by flooding their field, but the team decides to practice in the mud anyway. Inmate Unger (David Patrick Kelly) spies on the activities of the inmates and after being pressured by the guards, rigs Crewe’s radio with an explosive. Caretaker unknowingly enters the cell to give a photo gift to Crewe, but is killed when he tries to turn the dial on the radio. On game day, the inmates are revitalized in the wake of Caretaker's murder when Crewe reveals Caretaker's last gift to the team, quality gear and uniforms from his cousin at Reebok with the team name "Mean Machine" on the uniforms. The Mean Machine overcomes a rough start, due to individual inmates' attempts to retaliate against guards for the abuse they've suffered. Crewe angrily tells the inmates that winning the game is more important and will damage the guards more than their personal grudges, and gets them to play as a team. The first half ends with the score tied. The angered Hazen informs Crewe in private that if he does not lose he will be charged for Caretaker's murder. Crewe acquiesces to Hazen's threat, asking that the guards refrain from using excessive force on the field after getting a comfortable lead, to which Hazen agrees to do so after they obtain a two touchdown lead. After Crewe fakes an injury in order to leave the field, his teammates voice their displeasure over his obvious deserting of the team. After seeing that Hazen has broken his promise and two members of the Mean Machine are injured, Crewe asks Skitchy (Eddie Bunker) if the time spent in jail for punching the warden was worth it. Skitchy replies, "It was worth every goddamn second," and inspired Crewe returns to the field. The team initially doubts Crewe’s resolve and allows him to be sacked twice. After running for a first down on 4th and Long, Crewe, realizing that his inmates are still not protecting him due to his prior actions, calls a huddle, admits to the point shaving that disgraced him, the injury that he faked as a result of Hazen's threat, and sabotage to the other inmates, and asks for their forgiveness, putting his hands in the middle of all of them. Moss puts his hand in, followed by the rest of the team. The Mean Machine, united again as a team, quickly scores two touchdowns to cut the guards' lead to 35–28. After Megget is injured following a long run, Scarborough comes in for one play as replacement and scores a touchdown off a trick play involving a fumble called a Fumblerooski. The Mean Machine decides to go for the two-point conversion and the win. As they get up to the line they seem to be confused, and Crewe and Scarborough start arguing in order to trick the guards. Moss gets the snap and passes it to Crewe, who scores the winning conversion, winning the game. Knauer, with a newfound respect for Crewe, tells him that he showed extraordinary nerve, and lets him know that he will vouch that Crewe had nothing to do with Caretaker's death. Hazen admonishes Knauer for losing a fixed game and notices that Crewe is heading towards the exit. Eagerly implying Crewe is trying to escape, Hazen orders that Crewe be shot for attempting to escape. Knauer hesitates and at the last moment realizes (and scornfully tells Hazen) that Crewe is only picking up the game football. Crewe returns it to Hazen, telling him to "stick it in [his] trophy case." Moss and Joey Battle (Bill Goldberg) give Hazen a Gatorade shower, and when he tells them that this has earned them a week in the hot box, Battle yells "Who gives a shit?!" |
| MOVIE TITLE | RELEASE DATE |
| 02. “You Don't Mess with the Zohan” | June 6, 2008 |
| STARRING: |
Cast Adam Sandler as Zohanelen "Zohan" Dvir/Scrappy Coco John Turturro as Fatoush "Phantom" Hakbarah Emmanuelle Chriqui as Dalia Hakbarah Nick Swardson as Michael Klayman Lainie Kazan as Gail Klayman Ido Mosseri as Oori Rob Schneider as Salim, the taxi driver Dave Matthews as James T. O'Skanlon, the white supremacist Michael Buffer as Grant Walbridge, the villain Sayed Badreya as Hamdi Daoud Heidami as Nasi Kevin Nealon as Kevin, the community watch member Robert Smigel as Yosi Dina Doronne as Mrs. Dvir, Zohan's mother Shelley Berman as Mr. Dvir, Zohan's father John Paul DeJoria as Paul Mitchell Alec Mapa as Claude Ahmed Ahmed as Waleed Ben Wise as Yitzhak Joseph Marshak as Pinchas Guri Weinberg as Aharon Danny A. Abeckaser as Ze'ev Ido Ezra as Hassan Mousa Kraish as Bashir Roni Levi as Ephraim Mike Iorio as Bouncer Reuven Bar-Yotam as Levi Shulie Cowen as Debbie Maysoon Zayid as Nadira Helen Siff as Mrs. Skitzer Cynthia Frost as Mrs. Paulson Lina So as Scarlett Keh, Paul Mitchell's salon receptionist Barbara Ann Davison as Scrappy and Coco's owner Nicole Bennett as Walbridge's girlfriend Lily Javaherpour as Inaz, Hamdi's daughter Kristina Haddad as Hamdi's wife Larry Marko as Phantom's trainer Cameos Rick Gifford as Philip Barry Livingston as Gray "Pancake" Kleiboltv Henry Winkler as himself Kevin James as himself (uncredited) Chris Rock as taxi driver Mariah Carey as herself Julia Lea Wolov as Mariah's Assistant Dana Goodman as Mariah's Assistant John McEnroe as himself George Takei as himself Bruce Vilanch as himself Charlotte Rae as Mrs. Greenhouse Edmund Lyndeck as Pharmacist Harry Denton as Undercover Agent |
| SYNOPSIS: |
| Zohan Dvir (Adam Sandler) is a superhuman Israeli counter-terrorist for the IDF who has grown tired of the everlasting conflicts in his country and dreams of becoming a hairstylist at Paul Mitchell's. During his next mission against an Palestinian terrorist group led by his arch-enemy, superhuman Fatoush "Phantom" Hakbarah (John Turturro), Zohan fakes his own death and smuggles himself onto a plane to New York City, cuts his hair, and adopts the alias "Scrappy Coco". Following his "success" at killing Zohan, Phantom opens a muchentuchen restaurant chain. After his arrival in America, Zohan befriends Michael (Nick Swardson) by helping him against a bullying motorist, and is taken in by him and his mother, Gail (Lainie Kazan). He also meets a fellow Israeli named Oori (Ido Mosseri), who owns an electronics store, at a disco; Oori recognizes Zohan but vows to keep his identity a secret. After being refused by Paul Mitchell's and other hairstyling salons due to his lack of experience, Zohan is taken by Oori to an area in lower Manhattan populated with Middle Eastern immigrants, including Palestinians and Israelis. Zohan attempts to land a job in a struggling salon of a Palestinian woman named Dalia (Emmanuelle Chriqui). Dalia initially allows Zohan to sweep the floors, but after losing one of her employees, she allows him to be a stylist when he pleases a senior lady with an exceptional haircut and back room sexual service. Zohan's reputation spreads rapidly among the elderly women of lower Manhattan, causing Dalia's business to prosper, which upsets Grant Walbridge (Michael Buffer), a corporate magnate who has been trying to buy out all the local tenants on the block so that he can build a rollercoaster mall. Zohan is eventually identified by a Palestinian cab driver named Salim (Rob Schneider), who bears a grudge against Zohan for having taken his goat away in Palestine because Salim spat on him. Salim convinces his friends, Hamdi and Nasi, to help him kill Zohan, but after several failed attempts they are forced to contact Phantom and convince him to visit New York to find Zohan. Meanwhile, Zohan has fallen in love with Dalia and comes clean to her, Michael and Gail about his true identity. After Dalia rejects Zohan for his counterterrorist background, Zohan decides to leave her to protect her, and confronts Phantom in a championship Hacky Sack game sponsored by Walbridge. Zohan's fight is cut short with sudden news of the Middle Eastern block being attacked, and he quickly departs. At the scene of the fire, Zohan calms the Israelis and Palestinians, who each blame the other for the violence, and makes peace with Salim. Phantom then appears and confronts Zohan, but Zohan refuses to fight. Dalia appears, revealing that she is Phantom's sister, and convinces her brother to cooperate with Zohan against the arsonists, revealed to be racist rednecks hired by Walbridge to instigate an interethnic riot so he can get his new mall in the aftermath. As Zohan and Phantom work to save the block, Phantom admits that he always wanted to be a shoe salesman rather than a terrorist. Although the rednecks are defeated and Walbridge is jailed, the overexcited Phantom accidentally destroys all of the shops on the block with his powers. With the Israelis and Palestinians united, the block is rebuilt and transformed into a collectively owned mall. Phantom opens a shoe shop there; Oori relocates his electronics shop to the mall; Salim gets back his goat; and Zohan and Dalia, having now married, open a beauty salon together. In the end, Zohan's parents, initially unsupportive of his dream to be a hairdresser, show up, approving of his new job and lifestyle before his father requests that he cut his hair, which Zohan happily does. |
| MOVIE TITLE | RELEASE DATE |
| 03. “Bedtime Stories” | December 25, 2008 |
| STARRING: |
| Adam Sandler as Skeeter Bronson Thomas Hoffman as Young Skeeter Keri Russell as Jill Hastings Guy Pearce as Kendall Duncan Courteney Cox as Wendy Bronson Abigail Droeger as Young Wendy Russell Brand as Mickey Richard Griffiths as Barry Nottingham Teresa Palmer as Violet Nottingham Lucy Lawless as Aspen Jonathan Morgan Heit as Patrick Laura Ann Kesling as Bobbi Jonathan Pryce as Marty Bronson Annalise Basso as Tricia Sparks Nick Swardson as Engineer Aisha Tyler as Donna Hynde Allen Covert as Ferrari Guy Blake Clark as Biker Kathryn Joosten as Mrs. Dixon Mikey Post as Angry Dwarf Rob Schneider as Indian Chief/The Robber (Uncredited) Arne Starr as Nottingham Employee/Senator/Cowboy/Spaceman (Uncredited) Jonathan Loughran as Party Guest Heather Morris as Cat Dancer BoJack Horseman as Red Horse |
| SYNOPSIS: |
| Skeeter Bronson (Adam Sandler) is a hotel maintenance man who is promised as a child by his father Marty (Jonathan Pryce) to be the manager of the family hotel, but later it is bought by hotel chain Nottingham Hotels. 25 years later, the new manager Barry Nottingham (Richard Griffiths) plans to build a new hotel and appoints another man, the snotty Kendall Duncan (Guy Pearce) to become the manager, simply because he is dating his daughter, Violet (Teresa Palmer). Skeeter's sister Wendy (Courteney Cox) asks him to watch her kids, Patrick and Bobbi, (who own a guinea pig with huge eyes named Bugsy), because the school at which she is the principal is being closed and she is looking for a job in Arizona. The first night, Skeeter tells a bedtime story taking place in medieval times (with him as the main character; in this case, an underdog peasant named Sir Fix-A-Lot), with some additions from her kids. The next day, the entire story miraculously comes true. Nottingham gives Skeeter a shot at the manager position when he says his new hotel theme was taken by Hard Rock Hotel and on his way home, it rains gumballs on top of him (which came from a truck crash on a bridge above), all from the story. The next night, at the hotel, he tells another story set in the Old West, and when he waits for it to come true, a man dressed in Indian attire steals his wallet. He saves Violet from an obnoxious paparazzi and gets kicked by a dwarf. He also spots a Ferrari car, and thought he was being offered it for free (like in the story) but Violet drives away with it (implying that it was actually her car). The night after that, out on a campfire near the hotel, he tells them about a Greek chariot-riding stuntman, and he ends up falling for his sister's friend and colleague Jill (Keri Russell). On the last night with the kids, he tells them about a space fight in which he triumphs over Kendall. After he wins the gig of manager (despite his presentation being flawed due to a bee stinging his tongue), he makes the discovery from Kendall that the new Nottingham Hotel will be at the location of the closing school. After being fired by Nottingham (for inadvertently destroying his birthday cake), which turned out to be the connection to the ending of the space story (at which he originally thought he would catch on fire), he gets the hotel moved to Santa Monica, and then with Jill is able to avert the demolition, saving the school and his nephew and niece, while getting his wallet and money back from the same man that stole it from him earlier. Sometime later, he marries Jill and establishes a motel named after his late father. Kendall and his accomplice Aspen (Lucy Lawless) are demoted to the motel's waiting staff. Violet marries Skeeter's best friend Mickey (Russell Brand), giving him control of the Nottingham Empire, becoming the ninth richest man alive. In the meantime, Nottingham quits hotel management to become a school nurse and newlywed Skeeter and Jill have a baby, while Bugsy the guinea pig marries too, and has a bunch of babies. |
| MOVIE TITLE | RELEASE DATE |
| 04. “Little Nicky” | November 10, 2000 |
| STARRING: |
Cast Adam Sandler as Nicky Harvey Keitel as Satan Rhys Ifans as Adrian Patricia Arquette as Valerie Veran Reese Witherspoon as Holly Tommy "Tiny" Lister Jr. as Cassius Robert Smigel as the voice of Mr. Beefy Allen Covert as Todd Rodney Dangerfield as Lucifer Jonathan Loughran as John Peter Dante as Peter Blake Clark as Jimmy the Demon Kevin Nealon as Stanley "Tit-Head" the Gatekeeper Dana Carvey as the Referee Michael McKean as The Chief of Police Laura Harring as Mrs. Dunleavy Jess Harnell as the vocal effects of Gary the Monster Cameos Regis Philbin as Himself Ozzy Osbourne as Himself Bill Walton as Himself Dan Marino as Himself Henry Winkler as Himself Radio Man as Himself (Deleted scene) Rob Schneider as The Townie (Playing his character from The Waterboy) Carl Weathers as Chubbs (Playing his character from Happy Gilmore) Jon Lovitz as The Peeper Quentin Tarantino as The Deacon Clint Howard as Andrew/Nipples John Witherspoon as The Street Vendor |
| SYNOPSIS: |
| The story revolves around a struggle to determine which of Satan's three sons will succeed their father as ruler of Hell. Adrian is the most devious, Cassius is the cruelest, and Nicky is their father's favorite. Adrian and Cassius claim that Nicky's mother is a goat and torment him by controlling his body with their minds. Nicky has had a speech impediment and a disfigured jaw since Cassius hit him in the face with a shovel. Having been the Prince of Darkness for ten thousand years, the Devil assembles his sons to decide which of them will succeed him; he tells them that they are not ready yet, having decided to keep his throne. Angered by this decision, Adrian and Cassius go to Earth to create a new Hell by possessing religious and political leaders in New York City. As they leave, they freeze the entrance to Hell, preventing more souls from entering and causing Satan's body to begin decomposing. To stop Adrian and Cassius, Satan sends Nicky to Earth with a silver flask that traps whoever drinks from it inside. At first, Nicky has trouble staying alive on Earth. He is killed several times, landing in Hell and returning to New York each time. While learning how to eat and sleep, he meets a talking bulldog named Mr. Beefy, rents an apartment with an actor named Todd, and falls in love with a design student named Valerie. Nicky's first encounter with his brothers occurs when Adrian sees him with Valerie, takes mental control of his body, and makes him scare her away. Then Nicky sees Cassius on television, possessing the referee of a Globetrotters game. When he goes to the court and tricks Cassius into the flask, Satanist metalheads John and Peter are so thrilled with his performance that they become his devoted fans. That evening, Nicky tries to apologize to Valerie. The meeting goes badly at first, but she accepts him after he explains who he is and why he is on Earth. The next day, Adrian possesses the Chief of the NYPD and accuses Nicky of mass murder. Not knowing what to do, Nicky has Todd kill him so he can go back to Hell and ask his father for advice, but his father has trouble hearing because his ears have fallen off, and his assistants are in a panic because the midnight deadline to capture Adrian and Cassius is only hours away. Back on Earth again, Nicky and his friends devise a plan to capture Adrian in a subway station, but Adrian discovers their trick. In the ensuing fight, Adrian grabs Valerie and dives onto the track as a train approaches, but Nicky throws her out of the way, leaving himself and Adrian to be killed by the train. Arriving in Hell just minutes before midnight, Adrian begins the process of taking over Hell by pushing what remains of his father aside and sitting on the throne, rising to Central Park, and starting a riotous party. Meanwhile, Nicky wakes up in Heaven as a reward for sacrificing himself and meets his mother, an angel who tells him that he can defeat Adrian with the Inner Light that he inherited from her. After she gives him a mysterious orb, he goes to Central Park. Adrian appears to win a battle by locking Nicky in the flask and turning himself into a bat, but Nicky escapes from the flask. When he shatters the orb, Ozzy Osbourne appears, bites Adrian's head off, and spits it into the flask. With his brothers captured, Nicky is ready to save his father. After he sins to make sure he goes to Hell, he and Valerie express their love for each other and she kills him. In Hell, Satan regains his body and recommends that Nicky go back to Earth. The film ends a year later, when Nicky and Valerie live in New York with their infant son. |
| MOVIE TITLE | RELEASE DATE |
| 05. “Happy Gilmore” | February 16, 1996 |
| STARRING: |
| Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore, a high-strung former hockey player who discovers a unique talent for golf. He joins the pro golf tour to win some money to save his grandmother's house. Christopher McDonald as Shooter McGavin, an arrogant golfer who is one of the top stars of the Pro Golf Tour. Julie Bowen as Virginia Venit, a public relations director for the Pro Golf Tour who becomes Happy's romantic interest. Frances Bay as Grandma Gilmore. Carl Weathers as Chubbs Peterson, a pro golfer who was forced to retire early when his hand was bitten off by an alligator. He becomes Happy's coach and mentor to help him win the tournament championship. Weathers reprises the role in Sandler's 2000 film Little Nicky, despite Little Nicky being produced by New Line Cinema. Allen Covert as Otto, a homeless man who becomes Happy’s caddy for the tour. The character is unnamed in the film (although his name is revealed in a deleted scene and is listed in the end credits). Covert reprises the role in Sandler's 2011 film Jack and Jill. Kevin Nealon as Gary Potter, an eccentric pro who Happy plays with in his first tournament. Peter Kelamis as Gary Potter's caddy. Richard Kiel as Mr. Larson, Happy's towering former boss. Dennis Dugan as Doug Thompson, the commissioner of the Pro Golf Tour. Joe Flaherty as Donald, an unruly fan hired by Shooter to heckle Happy. Jared Van Snellenberg as Happy Gilmore's caddy at the Waterbury Open. Will Sasso as mover # 1 Lee Trevino as himself Bob Barker as himself Verne Lundquist as himself Mark Lye as himself Ben Stiller as Hal L. (uncredited), the sadistic orderly running the nursing home |
| SYNOPSIS: |
| Happy Gilmore is an aspiring ice hockey player who lacks on-ice skills, other than a powerful slapshot. After another failed hockey tryout, Happy’s girlfriend leaves him because of his hockey obsession and lack of success. Gilmore’s grandmother has not paid her taxes for years, and owes the IRS $270,000 in back taxes. The IRS repossesses her home and intends to auction it off in 90 days unless she can repay the full amount. While repossessing Grandma’s furniture, two movers challenge Gilmore to a long-drive contest using his grandfather’s old golf clubs. With an unorthodox, slapshot-style swing, Gilmore hits a ball that strikes a house some 400 yards away, winning $40 after the movers bet he cannot do it again. As a result, he starts hustling golfers at the driving range. There, he meets Chubbs Peterson, a club pro and former golf star who lost his right hand after an alligator attack. Chubbs convinces Gilmore to enter a local tournament to earn a spot on the Pro Golf Tour. Gilmore, desperate to get his grandmother’s house back, accepts after Chubbs informs him of the significant prize money involved. Gilmore wins the tournament and a spot on the tour. He quickly becomes a fan favorite due to his long drives and unorthodox antics, such as asking fans to cheer instead of staying quiet, and hiring a homeless man named Otto as his caddie. Gilmore meets Shooter McGavin, who sees him as a detriment to golf’s etiquette. Though Gilmore has a powerful drive, his putting is terrible, and his outbursts and lack of etiquette draw the attention of Tour Commissioner Doug Thompson, who tries to expel him from the tour. However, public relations head Virginia Venit convinces Thompson to reconsider, citing higher TV ratings, attendance, drawing more youthful sponsors. Venit offers to work on Gilmore’s anger issues. Gilmore begins to improve his performance and behavior due to Virginia’s influence. During a pro-am tournament in which he is partnered with Bob Barker, Gilmore plays poorly due to the heckling of Donald, who had been hired by Shooter. Gilmore and Barker get into a fist fight and, as a result, Gilmore is fined $25,000 and suspended from the tour for one month. Virginia secures Gilmore an endorsement deal with Subway, allowing him to earn the remaining money needed to take back his grandmother’s foreclosed house. However, when Gilmore and the others arrive at the house for the auction, Shooter spitefully outbids Gilmore for the house and offers it to Gilmore on the condition that he agrees to quit golf. Gilmore initially accepts, but Virginia talks him out of it, telling him that his grandmother would rather see Gilmore be successful than have her house back. Gilmore strikes a deal with Shooter for the upcoming Tour Championship: If Gilmore wins, Shooter will return the house, but if Shooter wins, Gilmore will quit the tour. In order to improve his short game, Gilmore seeks out Chubbs, and the two head to a miniature golf course to practice putting. Gilmore improves and presents Chubbs with a gift: the head of the alligator that bit his hand off. Chubbs is startled by the head and falls out an open window to his death. Now determined to win for both Chubbs and his grandmother, Gilmore plays well, and leads Shooter by the end of the third round. On the fourth and final day, Gilmore seems unstoppable until, as per Shooter’s orders, Donald hits him with his car (and is presumably arrested afterward). Gilmore loses his long-drive ability which causes him to fall into a slump, and Shooter takes the lead. However, after a surprise visit from his grandmother, Gilmore regains his confidence and rallies to pull even with Shooter with one hole to play. On the 18th hole, a TV tower that was hit by Donald’s car earlier falls over, blocking the green. Just as he did at the mini golf course with Chubbs, Gilmore sinks a miraculous trick shot, winning the tournament. Enraged, Shooter steals the winner’s gold jacket, only to get beaten up by Mr. Larson, Gilmore’s imposing ex-boss, and a mob of fans. With his grandmother’s house recovered, Happy sees a vision of a two-handed Chubbs, Abraham Lincoln, and the alligator and waves to them as Gilmore’s grandmother, Virginia and Otto look on in confusion. |
| MOVIE TITLE | RELEASE DATE |
| 06. “Bulletproof” | September 6, 1996 |
| STARRING: |
| Damon Wayans as Rock Keats/Jack Carter
Adam Sandler as Archie Moses James Caan as Frank Colton Jeep Swenson as Bledsoe James Farentino as Capt. Will Jensen Kristen Wilson as Dr. Traci Flynn Larry McCoy as Detective Sulliman Allen Covert as Detective Jones Bill Nunn as Finch Mark Roberts as Charles Mark Castella as Disneyland Cop Andrew Shaifer as Cop at Airport Monica Potter as Biker's Woman Jonathan Loughran as Rookie Cop Steve White as Veteran Cop |
| SYNOPSIS: |
| Archie Moses is a small-time thief in Los Angeles who smuggles drugs for drug lord Frank Colton, who launders his drug money through a car dealership. Moses is unaware that his best friend, Rock Keats, is actually LAPD undercover cop Jack Carter, who befriended him only to infiltrate Colton's gang. Carter has Moses include him in Colton's next drug shipment, secretly planning to arrest Colton and take in Moses, whom he has come to care about, unharmed. Carter's undercover status is revealed before he can enact his plan, however, and a hurt Moses pulls a gun on him. During the raid on Colton's warehouse, an out of control crane hits Moses in the back, causing him to accidentally shoot Carter in the head. Moses then flees the state, and is subsequently found and arrested. Carter miraculously survives and makes a full recovery with the aid of his physical therapist, Dr. Traci Flynn, with whom he falls in love. Moses is brought into custody, and he agrees to testify against Colton, but the trial is set to take place at the other side of the country. Carter's superior officer, Capt. Jensen, orders him to personally transfer Moses to the courtroom. Carter harbors resentment against Moses, and tensions escalate once the simple transfer goes awry. Colton learns through bribed federal agents and LAPD officers of Moses' attempt to testify against him. As they flee from Colton's men, Carter and Moses slowly mend their friendship, and are successful in returning to Carter's precinct. However, Colton apparently holds Flynn hostage, and blackmails Carter into turning Moses over in order to save Flynn. Carter and Moses pretend to comply with Colton, and shoot their way through Colton's guards. It is later revealed that Flynn is on Colton's payroll, and is responsible for leaking Carter's and Moses' whereabouts to Colton. Moses takes a bullet in the shoulder to save Carter's life, giving Carter time enough to arrest Flynn; Moses then shoots Colton dead. Moses gives the incriminating documents on Colton to Carter, who allows him to escape. Moses heads to Mexico to become a bullfighter, with Carter and Moses' mother later accompanying him. |
| MOVIE TITLE | RELEASE DATE |
| 07. “Mr. Deeds” | June 28, 2002 |
| STARRING: |
| Adam Sandler as Longfellow Deeds, Preston Blake's nephew, a friendly, helpful owner of a small-town pizzeria who also writes greeting cards who inherited a billion-dollar empire from his late Uncle. Winona Ryder as Babe Bennett, a reporter for the tabloid TV show Inside Access, who disguises herself as Pam Dawson, a school nurse, to get close to and gather information on Deeds John Turturro as Emilio Lopez, Preston Blake's long-serving butler and illegitimate son (therefore Deeds' cousin and the true heir to Blake Media). He has a habit of sneaking up on people unexpectedly, and he also has a foot fetish. Allen Covert as Marty, a junior reporter for Inside Access, infatuated with and a cohort of Babe, appearing in several disguises to spy on Deeds Peter Gallagher as Chuck Cedar, the CEO for Blake Media, and Preston Blake's longtime number two. He plots to seize control of Blake Media so he can make a huge profit selling it. Jared Harris as Mac McGrath, the head of Inside Access who reports on Deeds' antics in New York. Erick Avari as Cecil Anderson, the General Counsel for Blake Media Rob Schneider (uncredited, in two brief scenes) as Nazo, a food delivery man, the same character in another Sandler film, Big Daddy Peter Dante as Murph, one of Deeds' friends who works at his pizzeria Conchata Ferrell as Jan, a close friend of Deeds who works in the pizzeria and is a retired rodeo clown Harve Presnell as Preston Blake, the billionaire founder and Chairman of Blake Media who dies at the beginning of the film Steve Buscemi as Crazy Eyes, a citizen of Mandrake Falls and one of Deeds' customers; he suffers from severe amblyopia Brandon Molale as Kevin Ward, the New York Jets quarterback Blake Clark as Buddy Ward, Kevin Ward's father John McEnroe as himself Radio Man as himself; a homeless man who lives in Central Park Jennifer Tisdale as a Card Reader Al Sharpton as himself J.B. Smoove as Reuben Walter Williamson as Kurt Roark Critchlow as William Billy St. John as George George Wallace as UNCF administrator Aloma Wright as Coretta Keeling |
| SYNOPSIS: |
| Multi-billionaire Preston Blake freezes to death while on a mountain climbing expedition. With no widow or legitimate children, it is initially unclear who would earn the right to Blake's massive fortune. It is found that Blake has a living grandnephew named Longfellow Deeds (Adam Sandler), who runs a pizzeria in Mandrake Falls, New Hampshireand also writes greeting cards in the hopes that Hallmark may be interested in one. Deeds is contacted and flown to New York City by businessman Chuck Cedar (Peter Gallagher), who is temporarily in control of Blake Media. Deeds' unorthodox helicopter trip includes a stop at Wendy's for lunch as well as a singing of David Bowie's Space Oddity. Once Deeds arrives in New York, plans are made for him to sell his shares in the company to Cedar and return home $40 billion richer, but he must remain in New York for a few days while all the legal details are worked out. The story is major news, and reporter Babe Bennett (Winona Ryder), who works for a tabloid show called Inside Access, has a co-worker pretend to steal her purse in sight of Deeds, because their research indicated that Deeds wanted to meet a girl by "rescuing" her, the same way his father had met his mother. Deeds does so, and beats up her "robber", and Babe goes out with him under the disguise of Pam Dawson, a school nurse from a made-up town called Winchestertonfieldville, Iowa (which later turns out to be a real town, which Babe is flabbergasted to find out). Though Babe initially hopes to just get a good story on the new heir, she eventually falls for the unfailingly kind-hearted Deeds, and decides to tell him that she is not who she says she is, but Inside Access, in concert with Cedar (who was fed the truth by the fake robber and was smitten with Babe) reveals it to Deeds first. Heartbroken and upset, Deeds decides to return home to Mandrake Falls and makes plans to donate his $40 billion inheritance to the United Negro College Fund. After returning to Mandrake Falls, he learns from Crazy Eyes (Steve Buscemi) that Cedar intends to sell off the company, which will cause thousands of people to lose their jobs (Cedar had convinced Longfellow to sell his shares by lying that he will work commanding the company in honor of Preston's lifetime of work). Babe follows Deeds to Mandrake Falls to win him back, but after saving her life when she falls through the ice over a lake, he rejects her, saying he does not really know who she is. At a shareholders meeting, Cedar has everyone convinced to sell the company, until Deeds (who has bought a single share) arrives and manages to convince everyone not to sell. But Cedar claims control of a majority of the shares and the sale is approved. Bennett arrives and reveals that, having studied Blake's personal journal after she stole it from Deeds earlier, she has determined that Emilio Lopez, Preston Blake's longtime butler, is Blake's illegitimate son and the true heir as a result of a younger Preston having an amorous affair with his maid in 1958 (at one point he had told Deeds that Blake treated him "like a son"). Emilio immediately takes control of Blake Media, starting by firing Cedar. Babe then reconciles with and kisses Deeds after professing her love for him. As they leave the meeting, Emilio thanks Deeds for his support and offers him a billion dollars, some of which Deeds spends on red Corvettesfor everyone in Mandrake Falls. When he returns to the pizzeria with Babe, he learns that Hallmark is interested in buying one of his greeting cards: the one he wrote for Babe when he professed his love for her. They both share a kiss as the movie ends with Crazy Eyes crashing his Corvette and coming out unharmed. |
| MOVIE TITLE | RELEASE DATE |
| 08. “Anger Management” | April 11, 2003 |
| STARRING: |
| Adam Sandler as David "Dave" Buznik Jonathan Osser as Young Dave Buznik Jack Nicholson as Dr. Buddy Rydell Marisa Tomei as Linda Luis Guzman as Lou Jonathan Loughran as Nate Kurt Fuller as Frank Head Krista Allen as Stacy January Jones as Gina Clint Black as Masseur John Turturro as Chuck Lynne Thigpen as Judge Brenda Daniels This film turned out to be Thigpen's final film. She died a month before the film's release; the film is dedicated in her memory. Woody Harrelson as Galaxia the tranvestite prostitute/Gary the Security Guard Kevin Nealon as Sam, Dave's Lawyer Allen Covert as Andrew Nancy Carell as Patty the Flight Attendant John C. Reilly (uncredited) as Older Monk Arnie Shankman Alan James Morgan as Young Arnie Shankman Heather Graham as Kendra Harry Dean Stanton (uncredited) as Blind Man Isaac C. Singleton Jr. as Air Marshal Stephen Dunham as Maitre d' Cody Arens as Boy at Yankee Stadium Several others appeared as themselves, such as: John McEnroe Derek Jeter Robert Merrill Bob Sheppard Judith Nathan Bob Knight Roger Clemens Rudy Giuliani |
| SYNOPSIS: |
| In 1978, a young Dave Buznik is about to kiss the girl of his dreams, when a local bully, Arnie Shankman, pulls down his pants and underwear, embarrassing him in front of everybody. This leaves Dave with lasting trauma about public affection, as well as repressing his emotions. Twenty-five years later, Dave Buznik lives in New York City, working as an associate for Frank Head, an abusive boss who takes credit for Dave's work. His problems also extend to his private life; his girlfriend Linda's ex-boyfriend Andrew is still close friends with her and is condescending to Dave at work. While flying to a business meeting, a series of annoyances from a flight attendant and a sky marshal cause Dave to lose his temper. The sky marshal, who also mistakes Dave for a racist, tasers him. Dave is then arrested for assaulting the flight attendant and sentenced to anger management therapy. The therapist is Buddy Rydell, who is revealed to be the man Dave sat next to on the plane. Buddy's unorthodox techniques cause Dave to lose his temper, and Buddy tells Dave he recognizes his problem as passive-aggressive behavior. When Dave is sent back to court, Buddy intervenes on his behalf choosing to move in with Dave and shadow him in his life as part of more intensive therapy. Failure to comply will result in a year of jail time for Dave. Although Dave believes that co-worker Andrew is doing nothing to ruin him at work, Buddy suspects otherwise and tells him that he needs to start fighting back or nothing will change. After receiving a phone call for Buddy informing him his mother is undergoing minor surgery in Boston, Dave jokes to him about its seriousness, prompting Buddy to warn he'll get Dave back with another practical joke. The two drive to Boston, after in anger, Buddy smashes a car that was behind his in a parking garage. After seeing Buddy's mother, the two stop at a restaurant on the way back to New York. After Buddy pressures him, Dave flirts and goes home with a beautiful young lady he sees at the bar, but then at her home, rejects her amorous advances out of loyalty to Linda. Later, Dave is devastated to learn that Buddy has told Linda on the phone about the woman, but Buddy explains the woman was a former patient of his, having set up the encounter to get revenge on Dave for the "dying mother" prank. The next morning, Buddy apologizes to Dave and says he explained everything to Linda, and the two then take a detour to a Buddhist Temple, so that Dave can confront a reformed Arnie, who has become a monk. While confronting his tormentor at outdoor group meditation, Arnie expresses his sincerest apologies to Dave for bullying him, but he laughs when Dave reminds him of the kiss incident. Buddy and an initially hesitant Dave provoke Arnie by lying about Dave having molested Arnie's mentally ill sister, and Dave and Arnie fight. Buddy teases the monks into a rage and the two are chased off the grounds, with Dave feeling good on having confronted his tormentor. Back in New York, Dave attempts to propose to Linda but loses his nerve, and Linda suggests that they take a break from their relationship. Soon after Buddy begins dating Linda, Dave sees this as the last straw and loses his cool by attacking Buddy. Being called back into court, Dave is given a restraining order by the judge, who threatens to lock him up if Dave has another incident. Called into work and yelled at by his boss, Dave finally snaps when he learns that his boss intentionally passed him up and gave a promotion to Andrew. Dave calls Andrew out for trying to interfere with both his promotion and relationship with Linda, revealing he wants Andrew out of their lives forever. When Andrew attempts to insult him by claiming he needed Buddy to back him up, Dave knocks him out cold. Using Buddy's advice, he proceeds to humiliate his boss by using a golf club to wreck his office and reminding him of all the years of his loyal services just to be denied of the promotion he wanted so much. Dave then tells his boss that if he gets out of jail within the next two to five years, he expects his boss to do the right thing and give him the promotion that Andrew presumably resigned from. His boss agrees and Dave deliberately steps on Andrew's head as he leaves. Before doing so, Dave warns his boss to treat his obese cat, Meatball, better or he'll eat the last of his crab cakes. Learning from Andrew that Buddy has taken Linda to a New York Yankees game, Dave assumes Buddy intends to steal his proposal idea and races to the stadium. Security captures him and begins to remove him from the stadium but Mayor Giuliani orders them to allow Dave to speak. After admitting that he does have an anger problem, which was to be more confrontational instead of less, and is willing to change, Dave agrees to kiss Linda in front of the stadium in exchange for her marrying him. Linda and Buddy then reveal that the game was the final part of Dave's therapy, and explain that the tormentors and aggravations he has been put through were Buddy's doing to teach him how to unleash his anger in healthy doses to avoid it building up. Many of the people involved, including the flight attendant and the judge are all Buddy's friends. When he ask about the sky marshal who tasered him if he was involved with Buddy, Linda reveals he wasn't and was just having a bad day. The three attend a picnic with Buddy's other patients, where Dave plays a final joke on Buddy with a friend holding the group up with a water gun and the film ends as the friends sing "I Feel Pretty" from West Side Story together. |
| MOVIE TITLE | RELEASE DATE |
| 09. “Click” | June 23, 2006 |
| STARRING: |
| Adam Sandler as Michael Newman Emilio Cast as Michael Newman at 10 years old Kate Beckinsale as Donna Newman, Michael's wife Christopher Walken as Morty, the Angel of Death David Hasselhoff as John Ammer, Michael's boss Henry Winkler as Theodore K. Newman, Michael's father Julie Kavner as Trudy Newman, Michael's mother Jennifer Coolidge as Janine, Donna's best friend who Michael detests Sean Astin as Bill, Ben's swimming coach (and Donna's second husband in the alternative timeline) Sophie Monk as Stacey Michelle Lombardo as Linda Joseph Castanon as Benjamin Newman, Michael's son, at 7 years old Jonah Hill as Ben at 17 years old Jake Hoffman as Ben at 29 years old Danielle Tatum McCann as Samantha Newman, Michael's daughter, at 5 years old Lorraine Nicholson as Samantha at 15 years old Katie Cassidy as Samantha at 27 years old Cameron Monaghan as Kevin O'Doyle, Michael's rude, obnoxious ten year-old next-door neighbor who boasts a lot. Rachel Dratch as Alice / Alan, Michael's assistantv Jana Kramer as Julie Newman Nick Swardson as a Bed Bath & Beyond employee Rob Schneider as Prince Habeeboo (uncredited) James Earl Jones as himself / Narrator (voice only, uncredited) Terry Crews as Man singing in car (uncredited) |
| SYNOPSIS: |
| Michael Newman is a hardworking architect, married to his longtime sweetheart Donna Newman with two children, Ben and Samantha. Michael is easily pushed around by his overbearing boss, John Ammer, and often chooses work over family. Michael visits the retail store Bed Bath & Beyond to buy a universal remote control for his home. He stumbles around the various departments before falling onto a bed, and sees a section titled "Beyond". A man named Morty offers Michael a free remote, but warns it can never be returned. Learning to use the remote, Michael finds that it can control reality much like a television, able to pause, rewind to events in his past, or fast-forward in time. He uses it to fast-forward past illness and arguments with Donna. Morty tells Michael that during these times, his body is on "auto-pilot", going through his motions of everyday life while his mind skips ahead. Michael is unable to buy promised bicycles for his children, but knowing that Ammer plans to promote him to a partnership, he uses the remote to skip to the promotion. He is shocked to find that a year has passed. During that time, he and Donna have entered marriage counseling, his children have grown up with different tastes, and learns that Sundance, the family dog, had died. The remote, having learned his preferences, starts time-skipping in response to casual wishes Michael makes. Michael attempts to get rid of the remote or destroy it, but the remote reappears in his hands shortly after each attempt. At work, Ammer tells Michael he plans on retiring, which would make Michael the new head of the International Division. When Michael presses the subject of his promotion, Ammer tells him that in time he could be promoted to CEO, which causes the remote to instantly fast-forward ten years into the future where Michael is now CEO. While Michael is wealthy and well-off, he has become morbidly obese and Donna has divorced him. He returns home to find Ben, who is now also overweight, and Samantha who have both become moody teenagers. He argues with Donna and new husband Bill, which brings their family dog to jump atop Michael, knocking him into a coma. The remote time-skips several years to when Michael wakes from the coma, and is no longer obese. Ben is now a partner of the firm, and Michael's father Ted has died. While Michael is mourning his father, Morty reappears and reveals to Michael that he is the Angel of Death. Michael asks to go to a "good place", whereupon the remote fast-forwards him several more years in the future to Ben's wedding. Michael has a second heart attack when Samantha calls Bill her dad. When he wakes in the hospital later that day, he finds his family there, including Ben. Ben had decided to skip his honeymoon to help fix some issues with the firm, but Michael implores him not to ignore his wife. As Ben and Samantha leave for the airport, Michael tries to follow but collapses again and dies, advising his son not to neglect his family like he had before telling his family that he still loves them, Morty then appears, telling Michael that it is time for him to be taken. Michael wakes back up in the bed at Bed Bath & Beyond, a few minutes before he received the remote and he realized that the entire movie was all a dream. He races to his parents, Ted and Trudy's house and his family to make up for the mistakes he made with the remote and takes them camping for the 4th of July weekend as opposed to working. There he sees the remote on the counter with a note from Morty, reading "Good guys need a break". Michael considers the remote for a moment before throwing it away, and is overjoyed when the remote does not reappear in his hand. |
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